Sharp Pointy Things


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  • Nuke It

    It's the only way to be sure. Just be calm when you're going about carrying out your containment program against xenomorphs, middle management, or that person who cut you off on the highway. Printed on an Anvil tee shirt in yellow on your choice of cranberry or black.

    New version is displayed first, and will be available in both black and cranberry colors.

    Both versions may ship while the style changeover is complete.

    This item is temporarily out of stock.