Tshirts
Prices start at $20 depending on style and size.
Shipping and Handling, the following will be added:
$5.00 for the first shirt, $3 per additional.
Note: Due to technical issues with PayPal's checkout system, excess shipping may be charged. It will be refunded ASAP.
All shipping costs reflect Domestic US shipping including military and US foreign service addresses. Please email for foreign shipping costs.
Inquire about discount prices by the dozen.
Sizes larger than 3X may be available by special request. Please email to inquire.
In Stock
As You Wish
It was then that Tarkin realized that when Vader said "As you wish," he was actually saying "I love you."
Okay, that may not be correct. But here it is. It only comes in black, of course.
Close out sale!
Last chance!
Note: if you order an out of stock size, the affected size/shirt will be refunded plus any shipping charged.
Temple
We all remember when our bodies were amusement parks. Now they're broken ruins.
Rotary
As God is my witness, I thought Commies could fly.
Close out sale!
Last chance!
Out of XL.
Note: if you order an out of stock size, the affected size/shirt will be refunded plus any shipping charged.
End of the World Tour
And here we are. The end of the world! I've died so many times I've lost count, but here's a shirt for those of us who've lasted this long.
Seasonal special!
Note: if you order an out of stock size, the affected size/shirt will be refunded plus any shipping charged.
Out of Stock
Smiley
"This is your brain."
"This is your brain on jacketed hollowpoints. Any questions?"
On sale! Closing out!
XL is out of stock.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Ripple Creek Polo
You've read about them here. Now wear the team shirt.
This polo-style shirt comes with the Ripple Creek logo on the left breast. It does not include back text.
Sizes larger than 3X MAY be available by special request. Please contact us.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Torture
Tick off your favorite vegetarian with a proud statement about meat, Nature's Perfect Food.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
WWF
Admit it.
You always wanted the panda to go for the chair.
Available only in white print on black.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Guns Don't Kill
Having your daughter wear this every time she leaves the house may be tempting, but probably isn't practical.
Which just means you need to buy at least two.
Pink available in S through XL only.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
I (Pirate) Wenches
Arrr you a pirate? Were you Calico Jack in a former life? Do you require corsetted lasses for your crew? (Who doesn't?)
This item is temporarily out of stock.
World Burn
What more need be said?
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Nuke It
It's the only way to be sure. Just be calm when you're going about carrying out your containment program against xenomorphs, middle management, or that person who cut you off on the highway. Printed on an Anvil tee shirt in yellow on your choice of cranberry or black.
New version is displayed first, and will be available in both black and cranberry colors.
Both versions may ship while the style changeover is complete.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
AK Impact
The .44 magnum was for a simpler, more civilized time. Today's problems call for serious firepower.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Soliloquy
Sometimes it's hard to keep your soliloquys straight. Especially when they work so well together.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Villages
Remember old-fashioned hospitality? Be a good guest. Let people know you'll light their fire.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Get Off My Lawn
Seriously. Get off his lawn.
Art by David Burkhead and Jessica Schlenker.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Ripple Creek
You've read about them here. Now wear the team shirt.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Ninja
Our NINJA shirt is Ninja Black cotton, like a Ninja uniform, with Ninja Black letters in Ninja font. Official, but discreet.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Infidel
This properly bilingual shirt announces to one and all that you're proud of your infidelity.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Einar
Mike's Viking design. So PC it's unPC. Be the first on your block to be the last on your block.
This item is temporarily out of stock.
Discontinued
Waterboarding
Join our team and learn "enhanced" practice techniques!
This item is discontinued.
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