Nuke It

It's the only way to be sure. Just be calm when you're going about carrying out your containment program against xenomorphs, middle management, or that person who cut you off on the highway. Printed on an Anvil tee shirt in yellow on your choice of cranberry or black.

Design by Reagency Design.

	Sizes S - $20.00 M - $20.00 L - $20.00 XL - $20.002X - $22.00 3X - $22.00 4X - $22.00	Available Colors: Select colorYellow Text on Cranberry Yellow Text on Black	Quantity 12345678910

We're Still Listening

A Public Service Announcement from the only government agency that truly listens to you. 24/7. Without a warrant. Wear this with pride... while the NSA still has a sense of humor.

Design by Reagency Design.

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Dessert First

Careful, let's try not to overanalyze this. Just focus on what's important and eat your cake.

Pre-ordering now. Colors displayed may not match exactly.

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AK Impact

The .44 magnum was for a simpler, more civilized time. Today's problems call for serious firepower.

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Soliloquy

Sometimes it's hard to keep your soliloquys straight. Especially when they work so well together.

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Operators

Whether delivering to Abbottobad, or places we're not allowed to talk about yet, US SOCOM Operators deliver their take-out at 2,800 feet per second. Call now for customer service that's so good, you'll never realize they were there until the problem is solved!

I (Viking) Villages

Remember old-fashioned hospitality? Be a good guest. Let people know you'll light their fire.

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Semper Fido

Thunderponies

Thunderponies, HO!

Can you say, "Cognitive Dissonance"?

From our friends at ReagencyDesign. Art by Megan Merz.

As this is from a different supplier, prices are: $20 S-XL, add $2 for 2X-4X.

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Get Off My Lawn

Seriously. Get off his lawn.

Art by David Burkhead and Jessica Schlenker.

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Skippy's List

Here it is! Officially licensed by Skippy, the Skippy's List T shirt. You may read the entire list here: http://skippyslist.com/list/

This is not only a fun shirt, it's a good way to carry sage advice with you, for you and your troops.

To read some of the selections, click on one of the images, a full-size version will open up in a new window.

Available in black (XL and 2X only), sand (L and XL only), and olive drab (M, XL, 2X only).

Waterboarding

Join our team and learn "enhanced" practice techniques!

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Guns Don't Kill

Having your daughter wear this every time she leaves the house may be tempting, but probably isn't practical.

Which just means you need to buy at least two.

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Ripple Creek

You've read about them here. Now wear the team shirt.

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Ninja

Our NINJA shirt is Ninja Black cotton, like a Ninja uniform, with Ninja Black letters in Ninja font. Official, but discreet.

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Infidel

This properly bilingual shirt announces to one and all that you're proud of your infidelity.

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WWF

Admit it.

You always wanted the panda to go for the chair.

Available only in white print on black.

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Torture

Tick off your favorite vegetarian with a proud statement about meat, Nature's Perfect Food.

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Viking

Mike's Viking design. So PC it's unPC. Be the first on your block to be the last on your block.

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Smiley

"This is your brain."

"This is your brain on jacketed hollowpoints. Any questions?"

Tabs