Tshirts
Prices start at $20 depending on style and size.
Shipping and Handling, add:
$5.00 for the first shirt, $1 per additional.
Note: Due to technical issues with PayPal's checkout system, excess shipping may be charged. It will be refunded ASAP.
All shipping costs reflect Domestic US shipping including military and US foreign service addresses. Please email for foreign shipping costs.
Inquire about discount prices by the dozen.
Sizes larger than 3X may be available by special request. Please email to inquire.
Russian Bot
When the MemeWars collide, it can be hard to remember which battle you're in.
Available on CafePress, in multiple styles, cuts, and colors!
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Rotary
As God is my witness, I thought Commies could fly.
Booth Babe
For those of you who don't need help being awesome, knowledgeable, and formidable. Ladies cut and regular T.
Shown in "white on black" option only. Available in white text on dark red, black, charcoal, blue, or brown.
On Sale!
Smiley
"This is your brain."
"This is your brain on jacketed hollowpoints. Any questions?"
Torture
Tick off your favorite vegetarian with a proud statement about meat, Nature's Perfect Food.
WWF
Admit it.
You always wanted the panda to go for the chair.
Available only in white print on black.
Guns Don't Kill
Having your daughter wear this every time she leaves the house may be tempting, but probably isn't practical.
Which just means you need to buy at least two.
Pink available in S through XL only.
Your President
We call this, "the cold, wet, slimy fish of reality."
On Sale!
$15.00 for all sizes!
Skynet Inside
This may be our only solution to The Matrix.
As You Wish
It was then that Tarkin realized that when Vader said "As you wish," he was actually saying "I love you."
Okay, that may not be correct. But here it is. It only comes in black, of course.
I (Pirate) Wenches
Arrr you a pirate? Were you Calico Jack in a former life? Do you require corsetted lasses for your crew? (Who doesn't?)
World Burn
What more need be said?
Trigger Warning
In this day of sensitivity to those with delicate constitutions, we thought it appropriate to offer a trigger warning for those who may be bystanders to a response by Monster Hunter International.
Close out pricing: $12 plus shipping for all sizes!
On black (shown), charcoal gray, or OD.
An officially licensed product of MHI.
Inventory Note:
Colors/sizes Left:
Olive Drab - S, M
Gray - S, L
Exploding Spaceships
SPECIAL, LIMITED RUN!
This isn't high literature. This is blowing things up. It's one of the awesome things that makes SF fun. Show your support of classic space opera with this official Baen T shirt.
Available in White-on-Black
or White-on-Red.Sizes Left:
Black: L, 3X
Nuke It
It's the only way to be sure. Just be calm when you're going about carrying out your containment program against xenomorphs, middle management, or that person who cut you off on the highway. Printed on an Anvil tee shirt in yellow on your choice of cranberry or black.
Design by Reagency Design.
Dessert First
Careful, let's try not to overanalyze this. Just focus on what's important and eat your cake.
Available on CafePress, in multiple styles, cuts, and colors!
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AK Impact
The .44 magnum was for a simpler, more civilized time. Today's problems call for serious firepower.
Soliloquy
Sometimes it's hard to keep your soliloquys straight. Especially when they work so well together.
Villages
Remember old-fashioned hospitality? Be a good guest. Let people know you'll light their fire.
Get Off My Lawn
Seriously. Get off his lawn.
Art by David Burkhead and Jessica Schlenker.
Waterboarding
Join our team and learn "enhanced" practice techniques!
Ripple Creek
You've read about them here. Now wear the team shirt.
Ninja
Our NINJA shirt is Ninja Black cotton, like a Ninja uniform, with Ninja Black letters in Ninja font. Official, but discreet.
Infidel
This properly bilingual shirt announces to one and all that you're proud of your infidelity.
Einar
Mike's Viking design. So PC it's unPC. Be the first on your block to be the last on your block.
Skippy's List
Here it is! Officially licensed by Skippy, the Skippy's List T shirt. You may read the entire list here: http://skippyslist.com/list/
This is not only a fun shirt, it's a good way to carry sage advice with you, for you and your troops.
To read some of the selections, click on one of the images, a full-size version will open up in a new window.
Available in black (XL and 2X only), sand (L and XL only), and olive drab (M, XL, 2X only).
This item is discontinued and limited to stock on hand. Please inquire about the size or style you would like to purchase.
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