Tshirts
Prices start at $20 depending on style and size.
Shipping and Handling, add:
$5.00 per shirt.
All shipping costs reflect Domestic US shipping including military and US foreign service addresses. Please email for foreign shipping costs.
Inquire about discount prices by the dozen.
Sizes larger than 3X may be available by special request. Please email to inquire.
Your President
We call this, "the cold, wet, slimy fish of reality."
Skynet Inside
This may be our only solution to The Matrix.
I (Pirate) Wenches
Arrr you a pirate? Were you Calico Jack in a former life? Do you require corsetted lasses for your crew? (Who doesn't?)
Smiley
"This is your brain."
"This is your brain on jacketed hollowpoints. Any questions?"
World Burn
What more need be said?
Trigger Warning
In this day of sensitivity to those with delicate constitutions, we thought it appropriate to offer a trigger warning for those who may be bystanders to a response by Monster Hunter International.
On black (shown), charcoal gray, or OD.
An officially licensed product of MHI.
Inventory Note: "Booger Hook" is sold out in 3X-Black.
Exploding Spaceships
SPECIAL, LIMITED RUN!
This isn't high literature. This is blowing things up. It's one of the awesome things that makes SF fun. Show your support of classic space opera with this official Baen T shirt.
Available in White-on-Black or White-on-Red.
Booth Babe
For those of you who don't need help being awesome, knowledgeable, and formidable. Ladies cut and regular T. Will ship in April.
Shown in "white on black" option only. Available in white text on dark red, black, charcoal, blue, or brown.
Nuke It
It's the only way to be sure. Just be calm when you're going about carrying out your containment program against xenomorphs, middle management, or that person who cut you off on the highway. Printed on an Anvil tee shirt in yellow on your choice of cranberry or black.
Design by Reagency Design.
Dessert First
Careful, let's try not to overanalyze this. Just focus on what's important and eat your cake.
Pre-ordering now. Colors displayed may not match exactly.
AK Impact
The .44 magnum was for a simpler, more civilized time. Today's problems call for serious firepower.
Soliloquy
Sometimes it's hard to keep your soliloquys straight. Especially when they work so well together.
I (Viking) Villages
Remember old-fashioned hospitality? Be a good guest. Let people know you'll light their fire.
Get Off My Lawn
Seriously. Get off his lawn.
Art by David Burkhead and Jessica Schlenker.
Waterboarding
Join our team and learn "enhanced" practice techniques!
Guns Don't Kill
Having your daughter wear this every time she leaves the house may be tempting, but probably isn't practical.
Which just means you need to buy at least two.
Ripple Creek
You've read about them here. Now wear the team shirt.
Ninja
Our NINJA shirt is Ninja Black cotton, like a Ninja uniform, with Ninja Black letters in Ninja font. Official, but discreet.
Infidel
This properly bilingual shirt announces to one and all that you're proud of your infidelity.
WWF
Admit it.
You always wanted the panda to go for the chair.
Available only in white print on black.
Torture
Tick off your favorite vegetarian with a proud statement about meat, Nature's Perfect Food.
Viking
Mike's Viking design. So PC it's unPC. Be the first on your block to be the last on your block.
Skippy's List
Here it is! Officially licensed by Skippy, the Skippy's List T shirt. You may read the entire list here: http://skippyslist.com/list/
This is not only a fun shirt, it's a good way to carry sage advice with you, for you and your troops.
To read some of the selections, click on one of the images, a full-size version will open up in a new window.
Available in black (XL and 2X only), sand (L and XL only), and olive drab (M, XL, 2X only).
This item is discontinued and limited to stock on hand. Please inquire about the size or style you would like to purchase.
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